Invading Holland

• Alex Fixes a Boat
  Today our young guest writer Alex de Leeuw is back to tell us all about the fun time he had with his cousin and one of his friends as they helped my girlfriend, her brother and myself get our boat ready to be put in the water. As always I have translated for Alex since [...]
  
  
• The Life and Times of Hans Mystiek
  Hans Mystiek was a very famous Dutch magician during the 1900s who amazed audiences all over the country with his pulling animals out of objects tricks for 24 years. Rabbits out of hats, doves out of pockets, cats out of bags, he did it all. He had even performed at the birthday of the Dutch [...]
  
  
• Improv Show: Saturday March 27th
  This is just a small announcement to… well… announce that I have another improv show coming up on Saturday the 27th of March. The fun starts at 8:30pm at the Crea in Amsterdam and costs only 10 euros for the whole night. Myself and the rest of the cast will be taking your suggestions in [...]
  
  
• Out Dam Spot
  This story is not for the faint of heart. The details contained within are so vile and so disgusting that they have been known to make small children cry, stop the birds in the sky singing and drive sane men insane with torment. It is said that this will be the last story ever read [...]
  
  
• Not My Fault
  I didn’t do it. I know I made jokes about messing up the Dutch political system during the city council elections due to my lack of understanding (a) Dutch (b) Politics and (c) Dutch Politics. But I swear I had nothing to do with the recent collapse of the Dutch government. I was no where [...]